The process of getting a visa of any kind to stay in France involves jumping through many hoops. Many, many hoops.
The Hoops I’ve already blogged about:
You can just skip this part. I just feel like venting again.
First you have to assemble your visa application. This involves trying to figure out on your own what papers you’ll need and how much money you have to have. Then, once you gather all that stuff you go to the nearest consulate to find out if you do indeed have all the papers you need and enough money. You probably don’t. So you go back to the consulate as many times as you necessary to get your application accepted.
Once the application is accepted, it is sent to France where tea leaves are read and incantations are said over your papers. If necessary they may dunk one of the three copies of all your paperwork that you gave them in mineral water to see if floats. If the pure water from the French alps accepts you, you are allowed to stay in the country.
Now, once that’s been decided you have to go back to the consulate to get a sticker put into your passport. Please note that there isn’t a consulate in every state so you may have to make travel arrangements in order to do this.
Then! Then when you arrive in France, you have to go to a police station somewhere and try to let them know that you are here. In Paris this means going to the main office and getting a list of stations that you’re supposed to go to. At this point you need to have a copy of a few of the same documents you gave the government when you applied for the visa, but not all of them. It’s best to have all of them in triplicate, however.
Now, in my case I was given a temporary card proving that I’m in the country legally and an appointment for three months in the future. Please note that I’m only supposed to have a year long visa. I’m spending a quarter of my time waiting to get an official piece of paper.
New Hoops!
Ok! So it’s three months later and you’re at your appointment. Now, if you were smart you’d have updated versions of all your documents including a document showing that you’ll have some kind of insurance for a year from now. Now check it out – you had to have this same document when you applied for the visa six months ago. So you actually need a year and a half’s insurance coverage. Sweet! Oh, and your financial documents showing how much money you have need to be current as does your proof that you have someplace to live. If you’re smart you would have figured this out before hand and gotten it all together. I, however, am not smart so I had to go back to the office with updated documents. Both these visits involve having an appointment time which for you is a time you need to be there but for the folks giving you your visa is more of a guideline. I waited for two hours after my appointment time to get to talk to someone. It’s just like going to the DMV.
Now! Once you get your papers looked over and approved you have one final hoop to jump through – a health test! Chest x-rays ahoy!
I did this yesterday. It was one of the least annoying parts of all this. YOu go to a clinic and they give you a quick eye test, get your weight and height and x-ray your chest to make sure you aren’t sick. You also get your blood pressure taken and scolded by the doctor for having poor French. The rest of the clinic staff, however, will be super duper nice to you and even go so far as to help translate for you when you need to talk to a non-English speaker. Because the French are actually very nice for the most part.
I mentioned getting a chest x-ray. One of the things I love about the French healthcare system as I have experienced it is that they let you keep your x-rays. I’ve got a nice little collection of pictures of my insides now. I have a life-sized picture of my chest and head! And close-ups of a few of my teeth! Why don’t you get to keep your x-rays in the US? People switch doctors all the damn time. They should have their medical records.
Ok. So! Once you get checked out by scold-y doctors (Are there any other kinds? How come dentists aren’t so scold-y?), you need to buy a set of expensive stamps to stick onto some kind of form. Those stamps cannot be bought were you get the form. You have to go to a tabac down the street with a big wad of cash and then come back to the office that you were just in and give them the form and the stamps. The tabac owner’s union must be extremely well organized.
Ok. Passport photos taken: 4 times. Paper work: copied 10 times, updated 3 times, turned in 3 times. Police offices visited: 4 times. Chest: X-rayed once. Large sums of money: Payed.
Time for the sticker to get stuck in my passport, right?
Wrong!
Turns out that normally they have your visa ready for you the day of your health test, but not for me! No! I have to go back to that office again in a month to pick it up. At that point it will be 5, count them, 5 months from arriving in France and getting my final residency card. Of a 12 month visa. Awesome.