I’m back from Denmark! Man, that took longer than I expected but it was amazing and fun and frustrating and and and….
So, a quick list in no particular order:
++++++Leaving my front door by bike one day and ending up on Zealand in Denmark a few weeks later, having biked through The Netherlands, northern Germany, and the province of Jutland and the island of Fyn in Denmark.
+/- The ability to not only tell a tractor from other kinds of vehicles but approximate the size and speed based on the noise coming but behind you.
++ Stopping for homemade ice-cream in front of dairies.
+ Flevoland. It’s a partly man-made island in the middle of The Netherlands. A long stretch of our third day biking was on it and it was really lovely. I’d like to go back to the beaches there some warm summer weekend. They had dog beaches! For you to splash around with your off-leash dog! How awesome is that?
+ The Dutch and their amazing ability to tell you were the closest camping is to the town you are in. Seriously, could you randomly stop strangers in the street and ask them were you can camp and know that they’ll be able to tell you not only where the campsites are but also what they’re like?
++ Camping in the well kept yards of farmers.
+/- Going for days through nothing but farmland and towns that amount to not much more than a small church and two tractors.
++ Extremely tasty vegetarian food in mid-sized German cities.
+ My newfound, deep appreciation for the Albert Heijn chain of Dutch super markets. Man, I love that store.
– Unseasonable rain for the whole week(+) that we were in Denmark.
+/- Fjords.
+++ Random, amazing viking and/or medieval crap sprinkled all over the bike route.
+++++Copenhagen. That city is awesome. If it weren’t for the Scandinavian winters, I’d totally move there. I’ve never seen so many box bikes in my life, and I live in the freakin’ Netherlands.
+ Eating at a restaurant in Copenhagen seriously named Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus.
++ Biking all over Copenhagen. That city is so much fun to bike in. The city is covered in wide, well marked bike lanes that are separated from traffic. I think it may be my favorite European capital to bike in so far.
+/- Getting within about 60 miles of Copenhagen and stopping because of lack of proper maps, rain, and general exhaustion. (Plus because, hey! We got most of the way through Denmark! Minus because, you know, rain and exhaustion)
+++ Cinnamon Danish pastries.
+/- “undulating countryside”
+/- Having Everything Counts by Depeche Mode collectively stuck in our heads for a week. A plus because ‘les didn’t know the lyrics and we’d just start making them up, which was fun. A minus because who wants songs stuck in their head that long?
- Having to camp in the blank space next to a corn field because it’s 10pm and pouring rain and all the campgrounds and hostels on your map seem to not really exist.
+ Excellent soy-based treats for diner whole doing the semi-legal camping mentioned above.
++ Odense & Kolding. They’re both really cute small cities and I wish we’d been able to spend a little more time in them.
+/- The 13 hour train ride home. Plus because with such a long train ride, I feel like we really biked a long way. Minus because, well, 13 hours on a train and 4 transfers with all our luggage was sort of hellish.
- Losing one of my shoes in the mad dash to get on the train in Hamburg. It fell out of the front pouch of my bag and I didn’t realize it until we were out of the station.
+ The train from Copenhagen to Hamburg actually loads onto a ferry for part of the trip. You get to get out of the train and go have lunch the boat. Fun!
++ Getting to see both the North Sea and the Baltic Sea in one bike trip.
+ The common use of funny letters in Danish. I think emo bands should adopt Æ and Ø into their band name spelling. It could be their version of the Metal Umlaut or Rap Phonetic Spelling.
+ Feeling inspired by Danish yarn stores.
++++ Randomly stumbling on Copenhagen’s Gay Pride parade and street festivals.
Ok. That’s it for now. I’m sure I’ll be telling you all sorts of stories about this trip when next I see you IRL.
I wonder where I could find a hot tub in The Hague. I could really use a nice long sit in some hot water right about now.